Phil: It's going to cost a lot of money to ship all my books.
Kat: You should just burn them.
Phil: That's my college graduate.
Kat: Excuse me?
Phil: Sorry, university graduate.
Kat: That's better. I am a university graduate, but I am a college dropout. I didn't spend half an hour dropping out of Humber to be called a college graduate, thankyouverymuch.


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